I must first note that this is not my usual girly lube bottle, adorned with images of cherries, strawberries or whatever flavor has my chosen product of the moment: with the words FUCKSLUT I would not leave this bottle in plain sight, perhaps saying my mother that it's a face cream or body moisturizer. It wasn't sealed with the translucent piece of plastic I used to find in spray products by MEO, but it also looks way sturdier and less-prone to break during the shipping process. It was also correclty packed, together with other products, in a box lined with bubble plastic wrap.
I never bought silicone-based lubes before because I mostly use this kind of product during play sessions with toys made from the same kind of material. It's well known that silicone based lubes are not compatible with silicone sex toys, and honestly, what kind of reviewer would I be if I didn't use only vibrators made from the safest, more hygienic material available on the market? All jokes aside, never use the FUCKSLUT on that expensive silicone sex toy: you can damage it!
I don't know why, but I was expecting a silicone lube to be thicker than a water based one. The FUCKSLUT proved me wrong: its serum-like, nearly liquid texture is very pleasant to the touch, and it can't be more different from the gelatinous consistency of my usual flavoured lubes.
I would compare its feel to the one of a high-end face serum: the ones you put on before your daily moisturizer. Not runny, neither thick and most importantly, not sticky at all.
The first benefit I found in comparison with my usual water-based lube is that this one is really long-lasting. I was used to reapply my lube two or three times per session since I'm quite dry down there due to my contraceptive pill: with the FUCKSLUT instead, that little dab I start with goes a very long way. I'm starting to look at the 30ml travel-sized bottle in a much different way, thinking it will last me a lot longer than expected.
I know well that the feeling of the lube starting to dry up in the heat of the moment can be very uncomfortable: knowing that this one will last until Daddy and I finish playing is a sensation I wouldn't be able to give up.
Then, I absolutely had to try it in the bath tub since I could read on MEO's official website that this product is waterproof: I found it to act exactly in the same way inside and outside of the water.
The waterproof properties of the FUCKSLUT mean you won't be able to rinse it away with water as you would do with a water-based lube: the instructions I found on MEO's official website advise to rinse it with water and soap. I honestly preferred to leave it on my skin since the serum-like feel of the lubricant on my hands and body was pleasant. I didn't feel at all that usual urge of rinsing off my hands all that sticky, strawberry scented lube mess!
But I had success removing any residual of this product with a biphasic make-up remover, if you really need to clean up your hands after your play session.
The FUCKSLUT, whose INCI only consists of silicones (Dimethicone and Dimethiconol, Cyclomethicone) make me understand why they put this kind of ingredient in high-end cosmetics: obviously silicones aren't natural, but they are the only solution to achieve that special smooth-skin feel I get from this lube. If this was an anti-aging product instead of a sex lube, they would market it to smooth the fine lines around your eyes! It also reminded me a little of certain smoothing face primers used to create an even surface before applying the foundation.
Silicones also are the only way to achieve this product's waterproof and long lasting properties. I hope the fanatics of all-natural skin care will keep this in mind next time they attempt sex in water only to find they're damn dry down there!
The FUCKSLUT is clear with no smell at all, however I should warn my readers that I found it stains more than a water-based lubricant: you can't remove the stain with water only and the item that came in contact with the product needs to go into the washing machine. Beware if you're planning a quickie!
I also feel this product is quite cheap: given that you only need a few drops per session and that the 30ml bottle will last as a 50ml one or even bigger of water based lube, buying it at 6.90€ at MEO sounds like a deal
Read full review: https://missdollreviews.wixsite.com/sextoyreviews/blog/meo-fuckslut-silicone-based-lube
Ce produit est excellent pour les sensations et son efficacité. Par contre le contenant est ridicule et est très vite épuisé. Le rapport qualité prix est donc très faible
This is the answer if anal is uncomfortable. For me, it makes the difference between not doing it and actually enjoying it. I highly recommend this product.
I was sent a bottle of MEO AnalPush Extreme Anal Sex Lube (available from MEO.de) by Cara Sutra to test on behalf of her Pleasure Panel in exchange for my open and honest review.
MEO is a German company that is a leading supplier of fetish and erotic products, they sell a huge range of kinky items with everything from lube to electrostim and bondage wear to some eyewateringly large buttplugs; their website is definitely not for the faint hearted. There’s not much you won’t find no matter what your kink.
MEO have stuck to three colours, white, black and red for the bottle creating an elegant look. My first impressions were good, I liked just how simple and well laid out it is; however, having ANALPUSH splashed across the front it’s not the most discreet lube I’ve used!
The MEO AnalPush Extreme Anal Sex Lube is designed around extreme anal fun and stretching; its main function is to numb, relax and lubricate you in preparation for light to intense anal games. The MEO AnalPush Extreme Anal Sex Lube is formulated to aid in stretching the muscles down there, creating easier access for deeper and girthier penetration.
Down to the testing.
I found the MEO AnalPush Extreme Anal Sex Lube is extremely slick, I split some just turning the bottle over to pour some onto my hand, it was very easy to clean up, a big plus as I have used silicone lubes before and find they can leave an oily mess, thankfully not in this one. It was easily wiped off with baby wipes which is a must and they’re an essential for me and my Mrs when we’re playing.
The MEO AnalPush Extreme Anal Sex Lube has a pleasant smell, nothing strong or chemically and it’s also basically tasteless; it’s not intended for edible use, I was purely tasting it for testing purposes.
I first put some of the lube on myself and found it had none of the cold or tingling sensations I have noticed on previous numbing lubes, this is a thumbs up from me. I warmed myself up with my fingers first, it took less than half the amount of time it typically takes before I move onto toys. I felt much more stretched and relaxed than I am normally.
I added a little more internally and found it worked with immediate effect numbing the whole area more and more with the passing moments. I decided to leave it five minutes before using toys and by then I was totally desensitised but felt under lubricated so I grabbed a bottle of silky water based lube and added a little extra. I started with a silicone pegging dildo using a condom over it as silicone lubes and toys don’t mix.
I’ve used this dildo previously, both alone and with my Mrs, and found it unsatisfying as it lacks girth but coupled with the MEO AnalPush Extreme Anal Sex Lube it was a perfect combo and they worked amazingly. As I was desensitised the girth wasn’t as apparent and the stim was a perfect balance of intensity and pure pleasure making me feel amazing.
The effects post play lasted a very long time, they wasn’t kidding when they said it was long lasting! I’d say it was around the thirty minutes to an hour after I’d finished playing before I was completely sensitised again. There was no lingering effects from the lube, no pains of any kind and all the stretching returned to its normal state as if it hadn’t happened.
Mrs B and I have recently moved on to heavier pegging sessions and this is the main appeal of the MEO AnalPush Extreme Anal Sex Lube lube for us. I finally experienced the holy grail, a P spot orgasm with a previous desensitising lube and Mrs B has taken it up on herself to make me cum like that during pegging play with this lubricant.
Although we haven’t actually managed to use it together yet, we are definitely looking for bigger and more exciting toys for our sessions and this lube will be there every step. I can’t wait and neither can Mrs B ;p
Overall this lube does everything it says on the bottle it’s not misleading and it works, boy does it work! If you’re into heavy anal sessions or are even a little afraid of trying anal this might just be for you.
Fabriquez votre lubrifiant intime pour hommes à la maison !
Je recommande ce lubrifiant en poudre pour des rapports sexuels tels que le fist ou la sodomie. Suivez bien la recette de ce lubrifiant en poudre, normalement utilisé dans le domaine de la médecine vétérinaire, et vous obtiendrez 30 litres de J-Lube pour satisfaire vos ébats.
Also wir haben es gestern ausprobiert und sind schwer enttäuscht. Es hat absolut überhaupt nichts gebracht auch nicht nach zweimal auftragen. Wir hatten uns soviel davon versprochen. Einen Stern gibt es auch nur weil die Lieferung prima geklappt hat. 27 Euro für die Tonne....
Literally the best anal lubricant out there! My bf and I wanted a more organic lube and we’ve researched and tried so many different brands, none of which compare to this. We have been using it for the past week and we both agree it’s the best. We even have tried other lubes after the first use of this one but they don’t compare. The Holy Lube truly does work the best! I definitely recommend!
Es pusht schon eine gewaltige Wölbung in der Hose.
Das Ball Stretcher Kit trägt sich hervorragend. Weiches Silikon das sich um das ganze Paket sanft ohne zu zwicken, aber bestimmend herumlegt. Alles wird platziert da wo es hingehört. Man(n) kann das den ganzen Tag tragen ohne das es irgend wie kneift oder stört! Es pusht schon eine gewaltige Wölbung in der Hose. TOP! Kann ich jedem der so was mag nur empfehlen
Lubrifiant a la texture proche du reel! Goût neutre pratique car il se nettoie tres facilement a l'eau ou pour pas en le lechant... Haut pouvoir lubrifiant A utiliser sans moderations!
